The Earth, My Butt, and Other Big Round Things: Chapter 1

  • OK, just to preface this, I’m going with the 15th anniversary update of the book, since I do plan on getting the sequel at some point. I did read the original 2003 edition (once in high school 12-ish years ago, and once like… five? years ago), and I do know that this version has a few parts rewritten to incorporate modern technology and pop culture, but it’s supposedly still the same other than that. It’s been so long since I read the OG version, and the changes work so well, that I honestly can barely tell they’re there.
  • Also, this is still one of my favorites, even with the dark turn in the middle of the book. But anyway…
  • So, yeah, we’re really opening with an awkward makeout session. (Also, I know it does get brought up, but Froggy does have a funny name for a human character.)
  • So, Virginia and Froggy are not-really-friends-with-benefits. And it’s a semi-accidental relationship since apparently Virginia’s apartment is on the way to Froggy’s trombone lessons after school.
  • And this has only been going on a couple weeks since the start of the school year.