A Monster Calls: Breakfast

  • Ah, yes, the whole “get downstairs and clean up before everyone else comes down and pretend to be normal when they do” thing.
  • And then the yew tree suspiciously being Exactly Where It’s Supposed To Be.
  • It was totally a dream the night before, except for the tree needles all over the bedroom floor because of course there are. Because wind.
  • Of course the mom does come down for breakfast. And more of the “yeah, you totally heard the wind last night.”
  • So, apparently the mom’s really sick, and right now it’s at the point of being “it’s serious cancer but we’re not actually going to say serious cancer yet.”
  • Oh, fun. The grandma’s coming over. And apparently she’s one of those strict and judgemental grandmas.
  • “It’s only gonna be for a few nights.” Yeah, sure it’s “just a few nights” when things are this bad.

Pirates!: Preface

  • This Defoe quote… Dude, the fuck are you saying? Something about an adventure story about robbers? (Ugh… older forms of English are Confusing.) 6661cda19018c3adc4e6bc37e3f47204
  • So, Nancy misses her BFF Minerva. And she’s writing down a story about their adventures to send to Defoe for publication. I think?
  • Also, Nancy and Minerva were apparently Badass Pirate Chicks.